DimitarS Departure.....

Finally Dimitar Berbatov is leaving Manchester united. For most Manchester United fans, it has been a love hate relationship with the Belgium. When he performs he is amazing, no other striker in the world can perform better, when he is bad he's super bad, and I don’t mean in a good James Brown type of way either.

Many times when he is meant to perform, when you expect him to perform he never quite turns up. When you least expect it that’s when he's on the ball.

Manchester city last year, Rooney was injured. Berbatov missed a handful of chances to put the game to sleep for Manchester United, who would have progressed to the final of the FA cup and done the double and what did he do in front of goal? He fluffed his lines away.

The Andy Garcia look alike has been an outcast in recent months at united. With the Talent of Danny wellbeck, the speed of Javier Hernandez, the effectiveness of Wayne Rooney all making sir Alex Ferguson forget the silky smooth skills of the man that is Dimitar Berbatov.

It is a new era for Manchester United. A new team is being built; the club has been in transition as of late. The team has underperformed in Europe, outplayed and out classed by athletic Bilbao, knocked out of the champion’s league and UEFA CUP has the manager now only focusing on one thing the league

With the insurgence of what Sir Alex Ferguson calls "noisy neighbours" Manchester city knocking at the door it will be Manchester United’s main priority this year to make sure Roberto manchini and his men do not get there hands on any silver wear, for years to come

Response to Courtney Millars very pink blog

This is a response to Courtney Millars blog post about fat guys hmmmmm as far as I am concerned if people want to get fat then so be it. There should not be people in society who say why you are so fat or call fat people derogatory words such as fatty or ay fatty bum bum come here I wanna tell you something the fat guy replies what? Nothing your fat hahahaha




The fat man runs away in a flood of tears, instead of speaking to somebody they go home or into a very very veryy dark corner and eat cheese cake.. why cheese cake I hear you ask? Why not a pukka pie? Well I like cheese cake and my word is final.



For more on this follow the link below http:CM:PH1000-PHILOSOPHY

Rasta me?

The smoking of weed has existed since the dawn of time. Smoking weed is as natural to a Rastafarian as it is to rain.




People in the west are fooled by the government. I honestly think people enjoy being told what to do. What they can and can’t smoke. It’s a joke. I know that just rhymed and no I aint trying to be a rapper. Although I do dress quite dapper oh behave.



For more on Rastafarians and smoking follow the link below.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rastafari_movement

weed for sale

Theres all this fuss and up roar about drugs being bad and people shouldn’t do them. But whats up with all these web sites that promote them. Whilst surfing the net I found various sites where I could buy bongs, pipes I could get as high as a SHUT YOUR MOUTH. I could even buy ganja seeds if I wanted to its loco.




It got me thinking, if student finance are late with my payments next term maybe I should grow some buddha… im joking or course…… But really it’s as simple as that. This site sells pots, growing equipment the only thing they don’t sell is a loft to grow it in.



So with all these rules and regulations surrounding weed why can I buy growing equipment online? Even from in door markets…



For more on this cheek out the web site below

http://www.everyonedoesit.com/

Nothing lasts forever.

under cover lover secret affair on the down low, baby no one needs to know. is what i presume a married man would say to his mistress. is it ok for a married man to have a woman on the side? (all the greedy men throw 2 hands in the air like there doing the mexican wave) i dont know the answer to this. do you?

If a man is in a relationship well married for some time, say 20 odd years or so and the woman he is sleeping with becomes to be polite abit stale is it exceptable for this man to find another woman? society says you should stick to one woman forever and ever or at least until you die but nothing never lasts forever. all good things come to a end. the woman you have could start to hate you. things that make you laugh represent the past. so why do men cheat? is it for the sex? for more on this please follow the link below

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/18096687/

poppa was a..........

poppa was a player player was a poppa poppa loved the ladies never got enough a pretty brown round running round town shhhhhhhhhh dont tell your mother whats going down.... secrets. hurt familes. a young child walks in to the living room to the sight of his dads shiny backside going up and down like a vechile in a dr dre video westsideeeee. the young boy say poppa yo what ya doin doin? the father jumps out of the woman to reveal what can only be described as a python, pulls up his pants and says nothing...

we were just wrestling, thats all the kid says come on pops i aint no fool thats how you and mommy made me, and that woman you were poking aint mommy!

the father replies son i'll buy you the new barbie doll to keep your mouth shut
huh im not my sister father replies both of you look the same i'll get you the new megatron doll instead. huh the young boy replies he's bad like you. ok ok i'll buy you optimus prime then, as long as you keep your mouth shut and dont tell anybody about what you've just seen here....

now son run along now.... i have to finish feeding the python........

is it acceptable to lie to children? is it acceptable to bribe a child with money or he man dolls? for more on this please follow the link below

http://www.cassville-democrat.com/blogs/1344/entry/26891/

Breaking the law......

Breaking the rules. getting on the train without a ticket. free food from KFC cause you know a member of staff.

Going to the clinic for a STD test knowing you dont have anything, but you want free comdoms. {safe sex means no sex but if you have sex strap it up}

All of the above are all types of breaking the rules. there not harming anybody, plus you aint exactly breaking the law are you???for more on this please follow the link below.

I leave you with this what is breaking the law?
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/law-breaking