lying with integrity

I once heard that if you cant lie then you cant conceal your true intentions from people.

passing a compliment to a woman who is in a posistion to help you im talking from experience here.......

Hey you look amazing today,she smiles and says thank you. You reply now can i have some more ice cream with my chocolate fudge cake? she smiles. The woman serving you does not look amazing she actually looks like a zebras arse hole but i wanted more ice cream and if i told her she looks like a zebras a hole then she will proberly spit in my ice cream and cover me in chocolate fudge cake. so i lied got the ice cream gave her a wink on the way out and enjoyed many more extra spoonfulls of vanilla ice cream.

now i wont tell you where this place is just incase you feel the need to go in to this place and tell the bar maid who looks like larry instead of sally about me being bad what? i aint stupid... I thank you.

Its a good thing i never blinked when i told her she looks amazing otherwise she would of clocked on. for more on liars blinking when lying visit the blog below.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2589073/Liars-are-exposed-by-blinking.html