Response to Courtney Millars very pink blog

This is a response to Courtney Millars blog post about fat guys hmmmmm as far as I am concerned if people want to get fat then so be it. There should not be people in society who say why you are so fat or call fat people derogatory words such as fatty or ay fatty bum bum come here I wanna tell you something the fat guy replies what? Nothing your fat hahahaha




The fat man runs away in a flood of tears, instead of speaking to somebody they go home or into a very very veryy dark corner and eat cheese cake.. why cheese cake I hear you ask? Why not a pukka pie? Well I like cheese cake and my word is final.



For more on this follow the link below http:CM:PH1000-PHILOSOPHY

Rasta me?

The smoking of weed has existed since the dawn of time. Smoking weed is as natural to a Rastafarian as it is to rain.




People in the west are fooled by the government. I honestly think people enjoy being told what to do. What they can and can’t smoke. It’s a joke. I know that just rhymed and no I aint trying to be a rapper. Although I do dress quite dapper oh behave.



For more on Rastafarians and smoking follow the link below.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rastafari_movement

weed for sale

Theres all this fuss and up roar about drugs being bad and people shouldn’t do them. But whats up with all these web sites that promote them. Whilst surfing the net I found various sites where I could buy bongs, pipes I could get as high as a SHUT YOUR MOUTH. I could even buy ganja seeds if I wanted to its loco.




It got me thinking, if student finance are late with my payments next term maybe I should grow some buddha… im joking or course…… But really it’s as simple as that. This site sells pots, growing equipment the only thing they don’t sell is a loft to grow it in.



So with all these rules and regulations surrounding weed why can I buy growing equipment online? Even from in door markets…



For more on this cheek out the web site below

http://www.everyonedoesit.com/

Nothing lasts forever.

under cover lover secret affair on the down low, baby no one needs to know. is what i presume a married man would say to his mistress. is it ok for a married man to have a woman on the side? (all the greedy men throw 2 hands in the air like there doing the mexican wave) i dont know the answer to this. do you?

If a man is in a relationship well married for some time, say 20 odd years or so and the woman he is sleeping with becomes to be polite abit stale is it exceptable for this man to find another woman? society says you should stick to one woman forever and ever or at least until you die but nothing never lasts forever. all good things come to a end. the woman you have could start to hate you. things that make you laugh represent the past. so why do men cheat? is it for the sex? for more on this please follow the link below

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/18096687/

poppa was a..........

poppa was a player player was a poppa poppa loved the ladies never got enough a pretty brown round running round town shhhhhhhhhh dont tell your mother whats going down.... secrets. hurt familes. a young child walks in to the living room to the sight of his dads shiny backside going up and down like a vechile in a dr dre video westsideeeee. the young boy say poppa yo what ya doin doin? the father jumps out of the woman to reveal what can only be described as a python, pulls up his pants and says nothing...

we were just wrestling, thats all the kid says come on pops i aint no fool thats how you and mommy made me, and that woman you were poking aint mommy!

the father replies son i'll buy you the new barbie doll to keep your mouth shut
huh im not my sister father replies both of you look the same i'll get you the new megatron doll instead. huh the young boy replies he's bad like you. ok ok i'll buy you optimus prime then, as long as you keep your mouth shut and dont tell anybody about what you've just seen here....

now son run along now.... i have to finish feeding the python........

is it acceptable to lie to children? is it acceptable to bribe a child with money or he man dolls? for more on this please follow the link below

http://www.cassville-democrat.com/blogs/1344/entry/26891/

Breaking the law......

Breaking the rules. getting on the train without a ticket. free food from KFC cause you know a member of staff.

Going to the clinic for a STD test knowing you dont have anything, but you want free comdoms. {safe sex means no sex but if you have sex strap it up}

All of the above are all types of breaking the rules. there not harming anybody, plus you aint exactly breaking the law are you???for more on this please follow the link below.

I leave you with this what is breaking the law?
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/law-breaking

Response perfect perpetual passions

This is my response to perfect perpetual passions post about lies trickery deciet betrayal... i agree that there are more woman out in the world than men, and when a man cheats on someone who he loves it can be terrorable in deed but what about when the woman cheats? the feeling a man from a woman cheating on you is enough to turn any man in to a ceareal killer and i aint talking kellogs!!

To cheat on a pregnant woman whilst she is carrying your baby is wrong. that should be outlawed. I would not wish that n any woman.

The man who you spoke to during the break could quite possibly be related to king soloman. who knows.... but he does sound like a wise man never the less. and im sure he had good reason for saying what he said. hotep sister.

the link below will take you to perfect perpetual passions blog

http://perfectperpetualpassion.blogspot.com/

Captain no more....

John terry the ex england captain slept with his friends girlfriend, whilst they were not together. ok that may sound ok to a woman or to a man with no morals to to a man like me who has morals thats a 'arh hell no'.

Theres somethings you just dont do.like sniffing another guys pants or taking sweets from a child or laughing at old people who fall over. Ok the last ones fine.. but sleeping with a girl who your mate has allready slept with you just dont do it. Its a golden rule amongst men.

Never sleep with a woman who has dated any of your friends fullstop. There is no compromise. John Terry was wrong for what he did sleeping with his best friends mate when she has a child by his team mate... not just any mate but his team mate what the bleep!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-400034/Gambler-womaniser-drinker-brawler-So-thats-John-Terry-captain-England.html

http://entertainme.excite.co.uk/archive/tag/John-Terry-cheat

Is it really adultery? really oh my gosh.

10 months ago a friend of mine began a relationship with a woman from out of town. He was already in a relationship. The sex he was having with the other woman was so good that the lady in question said to him that I don’t mind if you sleep with other woman because every time you touch me I go crazy with excitement. You’re too much of a good lover to be tied down to one woman.
I was gob smacked when he told me and asked does she have a sister?

I took a psychology test on this and found the results interesting. I have left a link below to the test for you to try it for yourself.

This got me thinking if your partner allows says she does not mind if you sleep with other woman is it Adultery? for more on this please follow the link below.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/mind/surveys/adultery/

Woman in Islam.

Having an affair can be seen as selfish, but what if your partner did not mind if you were sleeping with other woman?



In such religions as Islam, if the man wants to sleep with another woman out side of the marriage he is allready in, first he must ask the permission of his present wife. If she says no then its fine, he will carry on as normal with his present wife, but if she says yes to him sleeping with another woman then he can have a wife and a misstress. for more on this please follow the link below. islam appears to be the only religion that puts man and woman on a equal par with eachother, compared to other religions where the male would cheat on his partner without telling his spouse.

Due to the openess and honesty in Islam there seems to be no need for either the man nor the woman to commit adultery.

http://www.jannah.org/sisters/statuswomen.html

The drug is the threat.

'i'll chop you up and put you in the back of the trunk like drug money' no not me. this is popular quote from the intro of a jay-z song. not so popular but its what came to mind when i started to write this. Drugs and crime go hand in hand. its safe to say that most people who sell drugs are fully aware of the fact they are criminals. you know the old cliché in the movies, the father sells drugs but he dont want his children to sell the dope. His wife is showered with diamonds and pearls, dont work but still finds enough time to hangout with her girlfriends and talk hair. every ganster film i can think of ties directly into this category. Goodfellas,Casino,American Ganster....the list go's on.

on the other hand their are those that dont sell drugs to make a profit but abuse them to get high. all the drug dealer is going to do is supply the dope,the drug addict is going to demand.

The drug user proberly dont go to university, they proberly dont have a nice shiney car, they most likely need help. Does the drug dealer care? no all they want is there cash to feed the addiction to there life styles.

whats my point? the drug dealer is addicted to the cash the lifestyle the money, the cars. the Woman. the drug addict is addicted to the drugs.It has a grip on them. the Drug is the threat. for more on how gansters become rich and powerful follow the link below.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7785334.stm

Tattoos

Body art? what is it?. i myself have a tattoo on my right hand. so i can fully understand why somebody would want a permanent piece of art on there body. Theirs some people who smoke and say they dont mind other smokers obviously because they smoke themselves so why would they mind others.. then on the other hand theres people who dont smoke, have tattoos but dont understand why people inhale smoke into there bodies. you cant please everybody. body art has been around Even as early as the Neolithic period (Stone Age), tattoos were found in Eurasia.Tattoos were used during the Holocaust to identify the Jews that were in the concentration camps, but they were used for other identification needs as well.so tattoos in one sense are a good thing and in another form a bad thing. for more on this please follow the link below.

https://www.msu.edu/~krcmari1/individual/history.html

nasty comedians.

Some say Chris rock is distasteful he’s a nasty piece of work. His material should be banned I don’t find this to be true at all. I think he is honest. Sincere in his approach, and most of all very very funny in deed. I have been watching him since I him since he first appeared in new jack city which was many moons ago.was a little boy and he has not left a bad taste in my mouth at all. In fact I have been watching him ever since he appered in new jack city. for more on this please follow the link below
http://www.chrisrock.com/

bonnie and clyde

Bonnie and clyde these folks used to take pictures of themselves which the newspapers at the time published. they bonnie and clyde were outlaws.robbers and criminals. there expolits captured the attention of the american public during the 1931, 1934 period. in the same vein they vein of John Dillenger they were celebritys in there communitys.they killed at least nine police officers and commited several civilain murders. there two year spree on the run from the cops was played hyped up by the media at the time more than anything. for more on the two follow the link below...

http://www.fbi.gov/libref/historic/famcases/clyde/clyde.htm

Gangter gangster

Gangster gangster that’s what they yelling. John Dillinger appears to be a pretty cool guy. That’s the impression I got from Michael Mann’s film public enemies. Guns power money respect = ladies look after the poor they respect you. Hide you from the cops watch your back. You scratch there backs they scratch yours simple. It’s like he was the poor mans light. They struck the man the government through him JD. he was seen by many as a robin hood character.

http://www.thebiographychannel.co.uk/biographies/john-dillinger.html

FOR MORE ON JD FOLLOW THE LINK BELOW.

rebel without a pause

Jessy James appears to be a gentleman but would shoot you quicker than david blane saying shazame. what a guy. he would rob steal and cheat and its not like he had too either.he became an outlaw from the product of a poor society. he was a very political man who came from a Sophisticated society.

he became a outlaw from the product of civil war. these issues shaped the views of jessy james. The civil war was fought between 1861 to 1865. Jessy James family were  slave owners. They had strong views towards what was happening to those enslaved in the south. his family was highley articulate. Jessy James was not your average gun slinging cow boy. he was more of a rebel so he rebelled. for more on this please follow the link below. you could say that he was a rebel without a pause.

http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/WWjamesJ.htm

Robin Hood

Social bandits flourished in feudal times. During these times the poor were the property of the rich, meaning the poor had no rights and if you had no money then they had no say in anything at all. Social bandits became champions of the weak. One such man was Robin Hood. He set about robbing from the rich to give to the poor. to find out more on this follow this link to the robin hood society

http://www.robinhood.ltd.uk/index.asp

outlaws really?

Why are bandits portrayed as outlaws? I think they are portrayed as outlaws by the people who write there stories. The people who tried to lock these bandits away those, are the ones who write there stories not those who the bandits tried to defend. In most cases the people trying to protect the bandits never had access to writing equipment such as paper, a pen nor were they educated enough to know how to write. A person who dislikes another will never have anything good to say about the other. but why do we assume that all outlaws are male? when we think of bandits we assume that they were all female but were they? follow this link below to find out about a famous female bandit

http://www.helium.com/items/1536864-notorious-outlaw-women

lying what it leads to.

liar liar pants on fire. you tell a lie.... then you tell another..... then you tell another to cover up the one you just said.... before you know it you become a compulsive liar.. and start telling lie after lie after lie before you find yourself auditioning for liar lair the movie part 2. my point you ask? telling one lie only leads to more lies so if you dont want to be seen as a liar then dont lie. nonononono baby no no no no dont lie lie. for more on this song lie by black eyed peas follow the link below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbJNkH-pDd8

you hurt me with your lies

Do you really want to hurt me? do you really want to make me cry? no this aint me doing a impression of boy george its me asking do you really want to hurt me by lying so much? as a boy my mummy would say danny, my replie yes mom dont like. allways tell the truth. When i was young she told me how it was. father christmas dont exist. there aint no tooth fairy and theres no monsters under your bed. although i was glad she told me the truth i never believed her about the monsters part. if she lied and told me all of these fictional people existed i would still be putting out minch pies and milk for this fat dude to drop down my chimmly. erwwwwwwwwwww. for more on this please follow the link below.http://www.paulgraham.com/lies.html

masturbation 2

masterbation, wanking jerking off, choking the chicken the list go's on and and on and on. apparently some guys do it together. some guys do it alone.some guys get their partners to do it for them. some guys do it to clear their pipes..for whatever reason they may do it for that still doesnt hide the fact people still do it whether it be for fun or simply for pleasure. acording to healthy strokes all males masturbate before their 15 birthday. what a heavy assumption to make. eight times a week is the amount of times the average male will masturbate. where do they get there facts from? do they have researchers spying on people at night? i'll let your minds wonder. but for more of these interesting facts follow this link belowhttp://www.healthystrokes.com/youngfem.html

Masturbation

according to a journal posted on the independent news website masturbation can be good for the over 50's. Men who are in their 20's could be effected by constantly masturbating at such a young age. men in their 20's can suffer from prostate cancer if they choose to continue masturbating.a study was conducted and more than 400 men with prostate cancer were diagnosed before the age of 60 were questioned about their sexual habits.

The findings showed that those men who masturbated in their early teens way into the double figures were more likley to have cancer.

to find out more on these findings please follow the link below

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/masturbation-can-be-good-for-the-over50s-1516792.html

bad attitude

bad attitude watch your mouth. take your elbows off the table! oh my gosh your mouth is so fowl it needs washing out with soap. ive heard it all before shut your mouth. these kids no a days gosh aint they cheeky? i was never a bad kid i would listen to my mother otherwise i felt it.. believe me.But is the way we are disciplined as a child, does it effect us in later life? as we progress in to adult life and some of us even having children of our own. or did i just suffer from what this website describes as bad attitude syndrome? click on the link below to find out more http://www.clickpress.com/releases/Detailed/21069005cp.shtml

kids

masterbation drug infestation! kids playing with playstations, under age drinking, under age sex! no this aint a episode of eastenders this is real life on the streets that you walk your dog, on the streets where our children play football. recently we watched a movie in the chubb building called kids. These er kids were not actually kids but teenagers getting up to all kinds of crazy.......stuff from drug taking to rape, fighting you name it.

Their was not much adults present in the movie either. i mean the film is called kids not kids with grown ups. what shocked me about the movie was its realism its grittyness below is a link to the trailer kids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Myzec1dgSqc

london london day trip

london, london, london town!!!! i think we should go to london because its the capital of the uk. not only that but theres a hundred and one things to do like.....visit the queen, see big ben, walk across london bridge, london museum,art gallerys you name it londons got it. who's with me? follow this link below for more things to do in london http://www.timeout.com/london/art/

lying with integrity

I once heard that if you cant lie then you cant conceal your true intentions from people.

passing a compliment to a woman who is in a posistion to help you im talking from experience here.......

Hey you look amazing today,she smiles and says thank you. You reply now can i have some more ice cream with my chocolate fudge cake? she smiles. The woman serving you does not look amazing she actually looks like a zebras arse hole but i wanted more ice cream and if i told her she looks like a zebras a hole then she will proberly spit in my ice cream and cover me in chocolate fudge cake. so i lied got the ice cream gave her a wink on the way out and enjoyed many more extra spoonfulls of vanilla ice cream.

now i wont tell you where this place is just incase you feel the need to go in to this place and tell the bar maid who looks like larry instead of sally about me being bad what? i aint stupid... I thank you.

Its a good thing i never blinked when i told her she looks amazing otherwise she would of clocked on. for more on liars blinking when lying visit the blog below.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2589073/Liars-are-exposed-by-blinking.html

post on stefans blog about smoking

I posted this on stefans blog on friday,february 19

 comments:


Daniel Jones said...

I totally agree with what you are saying here mr ward some of theadvertisments for smoking that i have seen around recently including the one mentioned in your blog are enough to stop any smoker as well as a non smoker from even picking up a ciggarette and inhaling the tobacco in to there lungs.



I saw the add shown in your blog of the guy with what looks like throat cancer. a huge ulcer even. another head, or a zombie growing hanging from his neck eeeeeh nasty stuff a few months ago last year. I was eating a pizza my favourite bbq chicken i had purchased. as i began to bite into my pizza there was a billboard showing the exact add shown in your blog you know the zombie guy anyway, upon seeing this i could not continue to devour my pbbq chicken pizza as i would of liked to. the add put me right off my pizza. i was not a happy bunny at all. i just paid 2.99 for it and the shop i brought it from dont except refunds.



I think advertisments like these are cruel, disgusting and humiliating to those involved and to those this may of happened to.



why would the victim agree to have there faces shown in these adds for? are they some kind of sick fame seekers/ do they stand in the mirror looking at there zombies singing when will i be famous by bros?



These advertising people should be ashamed of themselves for putting law abiding citizens like myself through such horrorfying images when i just popped out to buy some milk i thank you.

here is a link to stefans blog http://stafanward.blogspot.com/

is it prostitution?

is it prostitution to take money from somebody who is expecting sex but then you do not supply? if i went out on a date with a woman and i paid for everything, i picked her up from her house or work, i paid for the nandos, i paid for the drinks then no i would not expect sex but usaully when i do this i get sex anyway. The fact that ive paid for everything don't mean that im looking for sex it just means that im a nice guy. I believe there are some woman out there who will deliberatly go on a date with a guy expecting him to buy everything down to the glass slipper then when you drop her off, walk her to the train station bus stop whatever you dont even get a kiss on the cheek or even a thank you most guys would walk away thinking what a cow she took me for a ride! ps i would just like to say this has never happened to me because my names not donkey and this aint shrek 2....i thank you. for more on this and the prevention of it please visit this link http://www.homeoffice.gov.uk/crime-victims/reducing-crime/prostitution/

when is it stalking?

When is it stalking?


We have all heard of social networking sites, such as facebook, myspace, bebo right?. you add your
Mates online. People take pictures they put them online so everybody can view them people leave comments oh look you have a silly hat gosh your crazy!!! Something along those lines
Anyway the good thing about these virtual forums is they allow you to keep up to date with your mates at anytime of the day. They can also be a very good way to keep up with mates who you rarely see, I personally prefer to meet up with friends I have not spoken to in a while and catch up over a coffee. What these sites allow us to do is view the profiles of our friends who are near and far. We may have friends who we can’t call and meet up in costa at any given time. Because they live too far away but with facebook We can view their pictures, view their thoughts send and receive comments. I regulary respond to comments made by my friends on facebook and they respond to comments made by me on their profiles. And yes I view their profiles. Not religiously but just to see what they are up 2 those crazy people…. But lets say just for arguments sake you sit down at your computer and stare at your best mates girlfriend like she was yours. You print pictures off line of her and place them in a shrine with candles, place traces of her hair which you stole from her hair brush in a little container hoping too gather enough hair so you can make a voodoo doll which you can stick pins in it and control her with. Now im sure we can all agree that this is a act of stalking..right? I mean if some bodie we know is behaving like that we would refer them to a counselor. Or even the police. Friendly checking of a girlfriends face book who is your mates girlfriend and occasionally dropping the hi hello how are you? Are you out tonight is harmless, WHY? Because your just friends. I thank you.http://www.harassment-law.co.uk/stalk.htm